This is why you don't buy Orre-made knockoff pokedexes from shady back alley dealers.

Written by Gabe, Drawn by Plus5Pencil

WARNING: May contain lead

 

Bad news, guys

Plus5Pencil: My off still hand doesn’t seem to be capable of drawing without pain (I’m still going to doctors and getting x-rays and shit for my hands), so I’m gonna have to put an end to the Ghettodex project. I’m glad we brought some enjoyment to people while it lasted. We’ll be leaving everything up, and you can still find me at my main tumblr (NSFW)

Gabe: It has been an interesting experience, I hope you all do well and that no one is too crushed by this, like 5 I will still be on my own tumblr.

Best wishes to all of you, good bye.

197: UMBREON
When they’re excited their rings start to glow and they get mysterious power. On top of that, they have poisonous sweat. Gross.
(Plus5Pencil: I’m still out of commission, so Gabe took up the mantle of Ghettodex illustrator for today. He’s fanboying about Chuggaconroy’s next Let’s Play being Pokemon Colosseum)

197: UMBREON

When they’re excited their rings start to glow and they get mysterious power. On top of that, they have poisonous sweat. Gross.

(Plus5Pencil: I’m still out of commission, so Gabe took up the mantle of Ghettodex illustrator for today. He’s fanboying about Chuggaconroy’s next Let’s Play being Pokemon Colosseum)

501: OSHAWOTT
The scallop on oshawott’s stomach is made from the same stuff as its claws. Wait, what? How does that work?
(Note from Plus5Pencil: My hands are busted again, so Imma be good and not draw until they heal. Hopefully I can get back to work soon. Bye!)

501: OSHAWOTT

The scallop on oshawott’s stomach is made from the same stuff as its claws. Wait, what? How does that work?

(Note from Plus5Pencil: My hands are busted again, so Imma be good and not draw until they heal. Hopefully I can get back to work soon. Bye!)

303: MAWILE
The jaws on their heads are actually horns. Don’t ask me why they look like a mouth, I really don’t know.

303: MAWILE

The jaws on their heads are actually horns. Don’t ask me why they look like a mouth, I really don’t know.

And we now have 3 weeks worth of new requests.

So requests are closed once again. Thank you for your patience as we make all the new entries. 

We’ve only got 2 requested pokemon left.

So we’re opening requests again. We’ve got a hard to find searchbar at the bottom of the page, so you can check to see if the pokemon you want has been done already. 

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Gabe: Judging from my massive porn folder, zoroark

Plus5Pencil: Slowpoke. I can’t resist that sweet, pink ass…

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Gabe: In Pokemon Colosseum, Orre seems to have a massive crime issue, no wild pokemon, and the protagonist is an ex-criminal who steals pokemon. Well, he needs to steal them for story reasons and for their health, but still you’re taking them rather than asking their trainer, and this description is confused. But we’ve turned it into a running joke that Orre is a shithole despite having been fairly cleaned up when XD takes place.

Colo is one of my favorite games of all time as much as I insult it.

Pokemon Tabletop Adventures

(Plus5Pencil: My bad, I forgot that asks aren’t rebloggable)

Pokemon Tabletop Adventures is a fanmade tabletop RPG (free, of course). It uses D20, so anyone with passing knowledge of the system can pick it up easily enough. The game is still in Beta and gets updated fairly frequently (We’ve been too lazy to check out the newest updates yet)

Plus5Pencil: I totally endorse the use of any house rules your group thinks will make the game more fun. Our group has a rule that newly caught pokemon are controlled by a different player until you’ve tamed them.

Gabe: I decided to make a bunch of tables for different events, mostly legendary encounters. Here’s a few bits from them:

Mewtwo
1 – Keeps you as a pet
2-4 – Mind controls you to give him everything (Excluding pokemon) and leaves you naked in a bathtub full of ice at a local hotel
9 – You now have Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in your head for D6 days

Missingno
3 – You wet yourself with fear
4 – Wants to play, accidentally KOs both the trainer and all pokemon

Celebi
3-4 - Celebi transports all trainers to a boat on the way to Orre

Regirock
2-5 – Challenges you to a rock off

Regice
2 – Someone licked it, wait 1D6 turns for freedom

Groudon / Kyogre
5-6 – Bitching about each other

Jirachi
1 – Doom desire, make a new character

Deoxys
1 – Deoxys’ alien space virus kills you

Giratina
2 – Giratina drags you to the distortion world, you have 2 D20 days to escape before you are killed

Darkrai
18-19 – Darkrai will cling to trainers as they leave
20 – Darkrai will try to hide in a trainer’s bag

Arceus
1 - Arceus kills you as a sacrifice, good job
12 – Arceus will offer you weed, who are you to turn down free weed?
17 –Arceus feels sick and wants you to rub his belly for 1D6 minutes so he can nap.

Kyurem
12 – 16 – Kyurem talks about the good old days of only 151 pokemon, all pokemon are temporally confused, trainers roll on the mindfuck chart

Mindfuck Chart:
1 – You temporarily see into the 4th wall, full blown schizophrenia awaits! For 1D4 hours.
2 – You feel as though the universe is crashing down, 1D6 hours of paranoia
3 – You start bleeding from the bellybutton for 1D4 minutes
4 – Everything you know feels like a lie, depression for 1D4 weeks
5 – You must call all deities the programmer for the remainder of the game session
6 – You shrug off his rambling as just some insane chatter

Welcome to Orre! Roll a D8 to see what is stolen upon leaving the boat
1 – Everything, wake up in a bathtub roll a D4 for how many days you have to find your kidneys
2 – All your pokemon
3 – All your money
4 – All your items
5 – Your pants
6 – One sock
7 - Your underwear, you must attempt to find out what party member took them on your own
8 – Nothing, you were lucky, this time

Anonymous asked
Wait. Pokémon tabletop game?! That sounds awesome, do you have any more information about it? I would be over-the-moon about anything you could share!

(Edit: Now rebloggable

Pokemon Tabletop Adventures is a fanmade tabletop RPG (free, of course). It uses D20, so anyone with passing knowledge of the system can pick it up easily enough. The game is still in Beta and gets updated fairly frequently (We’ve been too lazy to check out the newest updates yet)

Plus5Pencil: I totally endorse the use of any house rules your group thinks will make the game more fun. Our group has a rule that newly caught pokemon are controlled by a different player until you’ve tamed them.

Gabe: I decided to make a bunch of tables for different events, mostly legendary encounters. Here’s a few bits from them:

Mewtwo
1 – Keeps you as a pet
2-4 – Mind controls you to give him everything (Excluding pokemon) and leaves you naked in a bathtub full of ice at a local hotel
9 – You now have Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in your head for D6 days

Missingno
3 – You wet yourself with fear
4 – Wants to play, accidentally KOs both the trainer and all pokemon

Celebi
3-4 - Celebi transports all trainers to a boat on the way to Orre

Regirock
2-5 – Challenges you to a rock off

Regice
2 – Someone licked it, wait 1D6 turns for freedom

Groudon / Kyogre
5-6 – Bitching about each other

Jirachi
1 – Doom desire, make a new character

Deoxys
1 – Deoxys’ alien space virus kills you

Giratina
2 – Giratina drags you to the distortion world, you have 2 D20 days to escape before you are killed

Darkrai
18-19 – Darkrai will cling to trainers as they leave
20 – Darkrai will try to hide in a trainer’s bag

Arceus
1 - Arceus kills you as a sacrifice, good job
12 – Arceus will offer you weed, who are you to turn down free weed?
17 –Arceus feels sick and wants you to rub his belly for 1D6 minutes so he can nap.

Kyurem
12 – 16 – Kyurem talks about the good old days of only 151 pokemon, all pokemon are temporally confused, trainers roll on the mindfuck chart

Mindfuck Chart:
1 – You temporarily see into the 4th wall, full blown schizophrenia awaits! For 1D4 hours.
2 – You feel as though the universe is crashing down, 1D6 hours of paranoia
3 – You start bleeding from the bellybutton for 1D4 minutes
4 – Everything you know feels like a lie, depression for 1D4 weeks
5 – You must call all deities the programmer for the remainder of the game session
6 – You shrug off his rambling as just some insane chatter

Welcome to Orre! Roll a D8 to see what is stolen upon leaving the boat
1 – Everything, wake up in a bathtub roll a D4 for how many days you have to find your kidneys
2 – All your pokemon
3 – All your money
4 – All your items
5 – Your pants
6 – One sock
7 - Your underwear, you must attempt to find out what party member took them on your own
8 – Nothing, you were lucky, this time

We just got a bunch of questions in our ask box

Gabe: I would like to start with a c/p from my main blog:

Since the instant we uploaded this we started getting questions I feel I should say this, neither of us are upset. 5 was hoping the picture would get that across better than not saying anything, I told her that doing the picture would make us look upset about it.

Would someone please get that phone? BECAUSE I CALLED IT

Gabe: Okay, Ghettodex started as a bit of an accident. A little after I had surgery I was on very heavy duty painkillers and 5 asked me why lugia is flying/psychic instead of flying/water. In my completely drugged up state I attempted to explain why, but it came out very ghettotized because at the time that made sense to me. Later on we revived the concept in a pokemon tabletop game where her character bought a knock off pokedex.

Gabe: I am a very large fan of vodka, particularly screwdrivers.

Plus5Pencil: I’m a wuss who can’t stand the taste of alcohol.

Gabe: I tend to have the most problems when someone asks that I include something specific, Nidorina was very hard because I had a compltely differnt joke in mind but the requester asked me to make a menopause joke. Otherwise I try to find something funny in their pokedex that I would love to make 5 draw

Although when someone says to make an entry nice or awesome you can bet I will go out of my way to be a dick.

Plus5Pencil: Sometimes one of us gets ideas for the entry’s image that I have trouble figuring out how to draw. Complex scenes are especially challenging since I draw the Ghettodex entries with my off hand. I usually have to remind myself that the images aren’t supposed to be works of art.